OH HELL TO THE NO.

How DARE YOU steal my Chanel purse?! What the fuck were you thinking, tryna steal my shit and think I wouldn't find out? What do I look like a charity case? You have your own damn money to buy your own damn things, don't you dare steal shit from me. That's like stealing a dudes video game system.. if you stole their xbox 360 or someshit away from them they go CRAZY. You NEVER steal a girl's designer purse! NEVER EVER EVER! Especially people like me! If you weren't my mother you wouldn't even be alive bro! I'd hunt your ass down! I mean, that's one thing to steal my ssc and lose it, but my designer bag? Really? Really now? I don't even steal from you. I simply ask, borrow, and give back, but you straight up take shit from me, hide it, and keep it. That's just not business. I disown you.